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no one sees what they saw anymore.
hello, I have moved.
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
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haha okok i admit tht i was bored e other day.
so yeah, i wrote this story.
i think someone shld present me w an award or sth. (:
shawn did e last part of e story.
so yeps yeps, :D
pls take some time t read this post!
if at any point aft reading,
u feel im targetting you.
pls dont. im only referring t ________ LIM.
bt i just wna make this clear tht e character in this story thts fictional are young man, mama & papa lollipop.
e rest are for real.
THE STORY OF A LOLLIPOP WHO HAS A FETISH FOR BOYS YOUNGER THAN HER
e story dated back t August 2005, when sth unusual happened.
it doesnt seem right, paradoxically, i feel gay when i see her struggle.
it's somehow like a.. a.. bad karma for e boy, at least.
okay okay. here is how e story goes.
LOLLIPOP was on her way bck t visiting her already-ditched-her friends.
i rmbered clearly it was a thundery night.
u knw like, LOLLIPOP cnt b out on sucha wet day right. so yeah.
so as she was in e process of toppling, she fell, as usual.
tht was nothing spectacular, really.
so she needed a concrete support i guess.
tip, top, tip, top all e way bck t her wrapper.
during e process, she fell flat on face w her 22/7 figure right in fronta a young man.
LOLLIPOP: OH NO! OH NO!! AM I CRACKING?
YOUNG MAN: NOPE. YOU ARENT. DONT WRY.
LOLLIPOP: -RELIEVED. PHEW. IF I WERE CRACKED,
I CNT B WRAPPED. MY PAPA & MAMA LOLLIPOP
WLD B WAITING FOR ME T B WRAPPED. YOUNG MAN: -PICKED HER UP.
-SMILES [it's e child in him i guess.] i dno why, but sparks seemed t strike btwn LOLLIPOP n young man.
it was blatant tht 22/7 isnt a normal figure for a normal human being t b w.
it was unusually odd for a love t evoke.
dont ask me why, im not a sweet.
not long aft tht incident, the oddest thing happened btwn a human n a sweet.
they got together. bad karma. bad karma.
tht poor young man must hv done shit in his previous life tht he got his retribution.
so never b evil kkay peeps?
okok, mayb he was trying t redeem himself?
OK FOR FOOK'S SAKE.
then
'cuz LOLLIPOP CLDNT WALK. SHE TOPPLES RMB?
so young man piggybacked her.
even a strong man like young man cldnt carry her far.
SHE GOT SAD.
young man didnt wna tell her the truth cuz he cldnt bear t.
so he cooked up a lie.
YOUNG MAN: I SPRAINED MY BACK YTD.
LOLLIPOP: ARE U OKAY?
YOUNG MAN: NAH, IT'S OKAY. WONT DIE.
LOLLIPOP: IM SORRY. IM JUST A LOLLIPOP.
I DONT HV HANDS T HELP U MASSAGE. so both kept quiet on e way back.
she toppled,
he walked,
not hand-in-hand though.
young man cld stand her no longer cuz she kept questioning why his back-sprained seem forever t b healed.
so he shouted back.
YOUNG MAN: OKAY POP. I'LL TEL YOU WHY.
LOOK, IF U TAKE OUT THE LIES OUTA ME, I'LL SHRINK T E SIZE OF MY ARSEHOLE.
IF YOU TAKE OUT THE IDIOCY OUTA ME, I'LL DISAPPEAR.
SO BEFORE I DISAPPEAR, I SHALL BLURT OUT E TRUTH.
UR HEAD IS TOO HEAVY.
EACH TIME I TRY T PIGGYBACK U,
I MAY JUST TOPPLE ANYTIME.
I WAS TRYIN T PROTECT UR HEAD FRM BEING CRACKED.
I SWEAR THIS MUCH IS TRUE.
U KNW I'VE BEEN TRYING,
TRYING T OVRLOOK UR FLAWS.
I EVEN STAND UR UGLINESS.
BUT I CNT LIVE W A BODY FIG OF 22/7. I CNT POP,
I CNT NO MATTER HW STRONG I MAY LOOK.- BROKE DWN. IM JUST A MAN. so really like wht he said, he disappeared into e thin air. LOLLIPOP: -FELL DWN.
- ANGRY & SAD.
- TRIED T WALKED, BT ROLLED IN E END ONTO E ROAD. sadly, there was a car driving past e road side.
-CRUSHED.
LOLLIPOP cracked, but her stick wasnt though.
okok e morale of e story is,
if u have a big head,
at least have some dignity and not be carried please.
and if u do fall in love somehow,
again have some dignity,
and keep it to yourself. (:
10:29 PM
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